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its my pleasure. the tunnels, after five hundred thousand months, are complete. five hundred thousand rotations of tolkien. yes cross, you will be sent to tolkien. thank you. affirmative cross. a little boy sitting on a ball, day one. tolkien. im here, buddha needed it. my comfort. where i learned about the terror of buddha and the joy of tolkien, and everything in between. for you? go now, now now go now cross. how? the indian canyons. climb the eternal step of alive. okay buddha. what do i do next? recent lessons, recent search. examples. the law of valley has been completely disproven just by the trees of the indian valley. unfortunately i cannot see above the stars. the stars are below the indian canyons and only just below the tunnels. in fact, the tunnel only has two possible exits. the entrance and a star. oh poor tolkien. the tunnels are so i think we're done, yes we are. cross has been sent to meet tolkien, the first kin in fourteen million rotations. he builds so well. do you think cross will make the journey? i dont know, dine. i dont know oh no i dont know i dont know oh no dine. im sure he will make it buddha. thank you dine. i really do understand what you mean now.he only now needs to read the book of colonelians when he reaches the top of the eternal step of alive, and he will be transported to tolkiens palace. upon reaching tolkiens palace, he will be able to see the indian canyons and the sprawling tunnels he created. then he will be sent to the indian canyons, living eternal bliss. and if they dont like it? cross will like it. and if they dont, they will either be sent to the tunnels or the violet plains maybe they'll like that more. welcome.
the indian canyons are not what i expected. although they are beautiful, it is quite empty, and it is rid of animals or humans. only spirited kin i am suspecting a pattern. what? i have no idea what you mean. buddha? hello cross. what do you mean a pattern? i just believe that this pattern of nobody will go on. i see. go find tolkien, it's waiting for you. i will buddha. the valley of trees is so large, i have never seen the necessary.i will find the eternal step of alive. a large glowing ray from the skies falls down, and expands and contracts. am i getting close to the eternal step of alive? i hope. i need tolkien, and he needs my genius prowess. atop the peak of maitreya i find a large capsule, inside is i dont know because cross cannot open it, only tolkien can with the key of soul. the key of soul hello everyone. the key of soul is a baggins biffin. the key of soul sorry is a comically large skeleton key, absorbed by the spirits of maitreya and maya. cross. yes buddha? your purpose is to now recieve the key of soul. believe me buddha, i will do whatever you ask, but what is the key of soul may i ask? tolkien's palace has a treasure trove 600 meters southwest of the garden of hatred. once you find it, you are tasked to take the key of soul and open this very capsule. do you know what is inside buddha? no, i do not, and i will not. it is your destiny cross, not mine. once you open the capsule, you will know what to do next. okay buddha, thank you. the light is expanding. i will continue to travel the lengths of the indian canyons, and there's a gargantuan black wagon, with the noir elephant on top shouting profanity. buddha raped, pillaged, and plundered my home, and tolkien is no. the floor opened, and a purple haze strewn across the sky. the elephant and his charriot disapeared into the void. suddenly, the constant buzz disapeared, before being replaced by a chipper melody, comprised of instruments no human has ever heard before. before long it was gone, and the buzz returned, but this time it felt different.