hello from oliver wood and the colonelians. i am writing this today because i am incredibly depressed, and i am most likely going to kill myself. i do believe i should stop writing this but i dont believe i know what im doing. i have been alive on this planet for a good 900 days and i really dont know why. i dont believe in god or jesus christ, but the muslims might be onto something with budha. I dont know much about him except that he is fat. I dont really mind that. i think you could call nineteen ninety five the desert, but you wouldnt know what i mean. only like 3 people and budha would know what i mean. thats what i call colonelians. unfortunately, i tried to meet budha. i say unfortunately because i was plunged into the indian canyons and sometimes i believe it was prehistoric life. it could be considered a valley of trees that contridicts the laws of valley. why? why.

i like to say i know what im talking about. but when it comes to the colonelians theory, i get a little foggy. some say the colonelians theory involves intense roidiasm, and maybe jesus christ, but i dont think that. sometimes i believe that Tolkien was the real creator of the podestaverse, but i think i know who it was. i wholeheartedly believe it was the indian canyons. heat. seventeen ninety four but november fourteen is when i dont know. budha (aka buddha, as i will be referring to him from now on) enlightened me. buddha enlightened me to indian canyons. what does that mean you ask? ask the colonelians theory. does that freak you out a little? buddha didnt have gaba lido. what did he have? i would like to say aloe but i am unsure at the moment. maybe we can figure it out via the prehestoric wilderness. aka the indian canyons. archibald this might be edgy i think lewis hamilton and luther were onto something. who was luther? well luther was henrik abel no he wasnt. chapter seven the frost bite. you know what? i dont know what the ramadan entry level skull is. i admit it. my skull is to small for the average ramadan. fine.

i dont believe i know what is happening. number ten i made a mistake last ramadan. but greetings i ask you, noir moves? no no no no no. ha ha ha ha ha. no buddha not doggy puppy, kitty cat. i am a singer, his name is mann. ill send an sos to the world. i hope someone gets my message in a bottle in the indian canyons. message in the canyons. message in the. message in. message. . welcome to buddhas nirvana said buddha ten thousand years ago. dine replied i enjoy it here, but wheres heaven? oh no said buddha, this is better than heaven. are you positive? ill send an sos to the world. the map of the indian canyons, noir elephant. buddha has no idea about the colonelians theory apparently, but im going to tell him about it. why? because i think he was involved with it. i know that that sounds crazy probably but its true. it sure is wooden in here. wheres wooden? here. wheres here? my cramps. what cramps? indeed i am. i am going to figure it out. what out? figured. figured what? i figured. what did you figure? palm trees. they dont have palm trees in you figured. i figured. well youre right. about? the palm trees. oh okay thank you. youre welcome, but dont forget about the noir elephant. god what on earth? sorry, buddha what on earth? thats better.

why oh why? i have been thinking about it, but i cant answer. i cant answer because im in the tunnels. god i dont want to be in the tunnels. why? oh because. oh okay i understand now. do you though? no. why'd you lie? you tell me. oh i understand. yeah. okay, sorry. whatever. what do you mean by the tunnels? oh just miles of tunnels in geometrical patterns. well that doesnt sound like the indian canyons to me. maybe buddha knows. let me ask him. buddha are the tunnels in the indian canyons? dine oh no i said no, the tunnels do not even compare to the indian canyons. im sorry buddha, said dine. i wish anger upon you said buddha. no no no. no what no. why oh why oh why said dine. i am being transported through the podestaverse and the myhts of italy. the colonel theory was right. i think. im going to do more research said dine. oliver wood says thats fine. the indian canyons and nirvana are quite similar, message in the indian canyons. black wagon noir elephant. i am confused? hello dine. oh. kujan do you have gaba lido? nothing like aloe. nineteen ninety nine, two can Tolkien. map of indian canyons. i found a tree, with large leaves. i dont know if we are on earth. no, said buddha. we are in the indian canyons. what? what do you mean? i mean what i mean. you mean you mean? yes i do. number nine, buddha knows about religion. he really does, i promise. what do you mean you promise i dont think i know what that means. it basically means i am sure. okay, but buddha? dine i wish greetings upon indian canyons. i am in the indian canyons now. oh i know, i know. why is it so green in the indian canyons? dine said it wouldnt be so green. queen e four. spice in the indian canyons. is this a clockwork orange?